Friday, 17 May 2013

Friday 17/05/13

On Thursday evening my friend Peter sends me the link to an interview with Ezra Koenig (which you should listen to here [LINK] and if you don't like this person, his manner of speaking and the things that he says, please never talk to me) and then I listen to the interview and write to Peter:


a) Do any of you have East Coast Pretension accents? 

b) Where on the East Coast should I move to? I'm clearly not made for LA.

Never in the UK quote
(Conversation with checkout person at Trader Joe's)
Checkout person: Hey, how are you!!!!!
Me: Good, thanks
Checkout person (ignoring the fact that I didn't ask him back): I'm great, thank you. It's always great around here!!
Me: Is it?
Checkout person: Yes! I never have any complaints. I love working here.

Friday, 3 May 2013

Friday 03/05/12

I want to write a big old gay blog post because I never write about being gay anymore, although I live and I think it all of the time, so we'll see. For the moment I can't sleep I'm and making notes on my phone that might turn into something, maybe tomorrow. I have a new website too right now, because my online presence has been really lacking over the last decade and the internet really needed this, you know? Kinda wish all the crushed sleeping pills would kick in quicker, if they kick in at all, feeling more awake with every Xanax I snort, good morning.