Hello. "I'm not the greatest salesman" and by that I mean "I am horribly embarrassed about promoting anything at all ever", but since I've wanted this for quite a while, I think I really should mention it.
The book of short stories that includes one I wrote is available to pre-order now. My story is called Exit Through The Wound, the book is called Boys & Girls
Info on the book here:
Link to buy here:
It's £10. I really think you should buy it, for reasons that I can't identify right now, but I'm sure they're out there. Somewhere.