By Tuesday, we are ready to analyse the preliminary results.
Me: Light on
A Girl: Don’t forget to keep your tracker updated
Me: It’s not looking so great, is it?
A Girl: I don’t know if we should be worried about what might happen to you if your happiness line and exposure line were to cross each other, but I am, very worried
Me: I’m scared too. At the moment they appear to have a perfectly negative correlation
A Girl: Why does it not surprise me that this clinically proven form of SAD therapy is resulting in these figures for you?
Me: You are a realist, that’s all
A Girl: Perhaps your lamp has already acknowledged that you are a lost cause and is trying to distance itself from you slowly. I think you may actually be making your SAD lamp depressed
Me: I see
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Oh and a propos of begging, please note, the Amazon Wishlist near the bottom of the panel on the right is alive and well
8 comments:
I have one valium left over from when I attempted to have an MRI and there's also a full bottle of Xanax in my sock drawer and some kind of Hydrocodone pills. Would you like me to send them over? I'm not really into drug trafficking but I might make an exception for you or should I just bake you some brownies? Would that make you happy?
Why don't I have awesome friends like this?
hahahahahha
no matter how many name-changes or tattoos you get, your genes are still greek, no lamp can compensate for the lack of sunshine im afraid
maybe you should revisit sydney
wyler: Yes please, crush all the pills you've mentioned, mix them with some flour, bake some brownies and send those over, thanks
alegoo: Have you tried meeting people in a phychiatrist's waiting room or perhaps outside an AA meeting?
got the mortar & pestle out, just need the address please
Haha, classic post
The light exposure I get, but how are you measuring happiness?
bregalad: I use a very complicated algorithm that takes into account...nah I just make it up, really
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