Formerly Greek guy with issues requires life partner / long-term companion to move to Cornwall - specifically Newquay - with. I will acquire property with ocean views and vast windows, we will spend our time surfing and drinking (I will take up drinking). Sexual attraction is desirable but not necessary, we just have to get on perfectly and you need to tolerate Bjork and Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Apply here. Please have blue eyes.
Other things we will be doing in Cornwall are:
Playing with crabs on the sand when the tide is out
Playing with crabs on the sand some more, standing next to boats
People we fancy this week are:
Mellow singer / songwriter Jack Johnson
Mellow singer / songwriter Alexi Murdoch
Mellow singer / songwriter Newton Faulkner (yes, you heard me)