Thursday, 23 July 2009

Wednesday 22/07/09

I receive this message on a 'dating' website:

"Hello. My name is ___ from [place where I am] but now I move to Hong Kong stay and set up my cafes and clubs and restaurants and GYM for high classes gay members. I will fly to [place where I am] for an interview. 

I hope you can work in my companies. I willing offer you return tickets and staff flat and duty meals and US$8500 to $12500 plus extra on top per month. You can work for us from 3 to 6 months. Or up to 2 years. I will help you apply work visa. Please consider my offer. Please send photos and CV and mobile phone number so I can call you and add you online and arrange time and place for an interview. If you have friends want to go to HK and work for us. You can ask them send me details. Thanks. 

Please reply with thanks, 

___ ___"

Now if anyone can hazard a guess on what my job description will be, what exactly I'll have to do for this $12500 plus extra on top per month, you know what, I'm off.

13 comments:

dickophile said...

is this blog going to become hong kong hooker?

James said...

Maybe the opening gambit of an identity theft attempt. At least it's original.

abristolnovella said...

Probably something similar to Confession Of A Muscler's job....so like, touching dirty old cocks and stuff :-P

abristolnovella said...

Probably something similar to Confession Of A Muscler's job....so like, touching dirty old cocks and stuff :-P

scott said...

I'm thinking it's a hedge fund.

Toby said...

You'd be a fool to pass up this opportunity to become an indentured personal trainer at a high class GYM.

Jake said...

Whore.

j said...

No. Asians cannot be trusted.

AlwaysReadySF said...

Tax free or taxable? I think that makes the whole difference. If tax free, I wouldn't be too picky on what you have to do. :)

george said...

hey "j" that wasn't a nice remark....just because it is a business in HK doesn't mean the dude is asian....besides if asians can't be trusted why would there be so many caucasians moving and doing business in HK????

so LP what are you going to do?

chabang said...

i assume the job will be some sort of spell-checker / grammar guru role?

Gerry said...

Just in case a thousand people haven't already sent you this magical music video/BEE movie tribute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29d6RDSK1c

wolveriner said...

I'm asian grew up on Hongkong and sorta agree that "Asians can't be trusted"

His words "for high classes gay members" says it all. With the newfound wealth in Hongkong and China these days and many men still in the closet, there's a lot of $$$ chasing after hot white muscle boys as yourself! The dollar amount offer is very plausible given your looks but I'd envision you'd be out every night sharing your body to a hto sugar daddy.

So LP, what's your decision on this?