Sunday, 14 September 2008

Sunday 14/09/08

Some pictures and some quotes (exchanged or overheard).


"Yes, Scott is so open minded I don’t know how he keeps anything permanently in there at all"


"I have enough ___ so that if he’s boring you at some stage we can encourage him to take a short break in the infirmary"


"I think this guy clearly doesn’t appreciate that looks are currency and your account is full. Of abs"

"I think I will give him a stern talking to, and explain that while looks are currency, your exchange rate will plummet if you keep trading with lowly valued partners"


"Is that why he was feverishly washing ___ in the ___?"

Person A: "I have seen your arse in ___" 

Person B: "I strongly dispute that"


Person A: "We need to find this boy a career"

Person B: "What’s his background?"

Person A: "High school graduate"

Person B: "Hmm..escort?"


"These jeans that I’m wearing – they don’t have a full range of movement.  On the other hand, they are so tight they are helping me stay upright"


"My progress is impeded"

27 comments:

Gav Dublin said...

You forgot the additional part that should have been in parentasis LP.

(exchanged or overheard OR invented on a quiet sunday when my mind was in overdrive as I had insufficient valium on-board)

London Preppy said...

gav: Oh yeah, that one too ;-)

freeek said...

Kai meta tous koiliakous, ti??? :)

Jeff said...

I just had a night like that. I've never felt really comfortable at those places, surrounded by queeny shirtless guys (no offense) that I knew I had nothing in common with even when I was 21, but I always still had fun. Lately though I haven't even been having that. That's getting older, innit ;-)

London Preppy said...

freeek: to xaos? :-)

jeff: older and wiser. I'm looking forward to the years when these nights are a distant memory. Until then, I have to go out every now and then and collect those memories right?

Troubled said...

Sounds like you had a fun-shirtless-valium-filled weekend!

phoenix said...

:-O

Little manwhore!

;)

James said...

What happened to that guys finger? Looks painful! Are you getting excited about the move yet?

Red Exile / Красная Ссылка said...

What is it they say? "sausages & women" - never watch how they'rre made, it'll put you off...or something

...don't know why I thought that...

...something about gayers' clubs & rent boys mayhaps...but; Goodness knows why...

Yours, from my second favourite suite in my favourite Geneva hotel...

dickophile said...

why must you always cut out the best parts? to protect the not so innocent? or is it a guessing game?

AlwaysReadySF said...

I like the contrast of the tanner arm across your chest with the opalescent whiteness of your skin.

And what on earth is that red skirt thingy with the black dots?

Anonymous said...

I just dont see abs as attractive, they make me want to hold someone down and feed them a massive bowl of gnocchi. Give me a rugby keg with massive hairy pecs anytime.

Alex said...

scotts chest rocks :)
and maybe i'm just slow- but I caught on to none of this :[

London Preppy said...

james: Not sure about the finger. About the move, well not so much excited, just don't want to go anymore

alex: Scott's not in any of the pictures

Quigley Cox said...
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Quigley Cox said...

Is there a competition for filling in the missing words?

anonymouse said...

These clubs and bars seem to be rammed with the perfected products of male civilisation and there can't be that many of those even in London, so, my question is, how many gays actually make up the 'scene' ? Less than 2000 ?

James said...

change plans then! Sydney's not so great anyway, and far too sunny. You would need to set up a separate fund for sunscreen, let alone your plane fare.

London Preppy said...

quigley: Please feel free to take guesses

anonymouse: The clubs are filled with everyone really. That's an interesting question though. Erm...I don't know

james: That would be nice right now :-(

fredparislondon said...

I spotted the real you in 3 dimension at Matinee. (well maybe 4, 5 dimensions as I was not 100 % myself). Thought I was going to ask for an autograph like a groupie and introduce you to my straight rugby friend as I know you have something for those type of guy (blond, pale, no sense of fashion but it works well) but then I was blocked in the cubicle as it was apparently the best place to be.

James said...

Do it then! :-p

Graham said...

LP,

This is just typical, yet another slap in the face. You were so excited about moving to Sydney. Well, excited is probably too strong a word for an emotionless empty soul.
Your readers were excited for you. Now comes the doubts?

It's only 6 months though, right? It'll pass by so fast and you'll be glad you did it afterwards.

Quigley Cox said...

What about:

"Is that why he was feverishly washing PANTS in the SINK."

"I have seen your arse in 'GOOD HOUSEKEEPING.'"

The Neighbors Will Hear said...

That guy in the Calvin Kleins looks like he's trying to be as pale as you. You should drug him, put him in handcuffs, and leave him in a tanning bed for a few hours, just to show him who's boss.

thebewlaybrother said...

Ah.. reminds me of many a lost night in SE11 (Vauxhall & I...?) I'm guessing it's Matinee?

In answer to anonymouse's question the London club scene probably isn't much more than 2000 given that Fire has a capacity of about 800 and when Fire is full, the other Vauxhall clubs are usually empty.

Muscle boys make up a small percentage of the scene as a whole, but they're the most prominent so everyone thinks that the clubs are wall-to-wall gym-bunnies.

There's always plenty of ordinary mortals to make up the numbers. If you subtracted the non-muscle club-fodder from the equation you'd be left with just a couple of hundred guys I reckon. The clubs need the ordinary punter to survive (but try telling that to SeenQueen®!)

What I want to know is why LP doesn't write much about the goings-on of the club scene? In fact it's conspicuous by its absence...

London Preppy said...

fredparis: Ah, shame, was your straight friend really there??

quigley: You got the Housekeeping one right

neighbors: This is exactly what we were doing - comparing paleness! This is Anthony from previous blog references

brother: Excellent answer to anon's query, thanks.

As for why I don't write more about what's going on in the club scene, well I do try to keep the blog clean and family friendly :-)

Anonymouse said...

Interesting thoughts thebewley - I was never a big one for clubs myself - too noisy, too many twats and nowhere to sit down, rest your feet and have a nice cup of tea and a biccy.