Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Wednesday 28/05/08

This is Sunday I think and on this possibly Sunday I take the tube to go to some club. I will try to ignore the fact that on the tube on the way there I see the sexiest guy I will see for the rest of the night and he’s straight and with his girlfriend.

I choose to take this as a slap in the face and also I choose to take a picture or two and here they are. I’m sat opposite them but they don’t notice me doing this, they are too busy being love, I’m sure if I concentrate hard enough I can almost recreate that feeling and see what it’s like. Wait, I just tried and I can’t.




The pictures don’t do him justice of course, you have to be there to have his bulging chest, insane arms, straight nose, big legs, perfect toes in your face to really appreciate him, but anyway.




And here are some clubbing pictures and quotes.




“I saw you dancing holding your left arm up before. That tattoo is paying for itself, isn’t it?”



“You’re quite asexual, aren’t you?” “Yes, I’d say I am”. “So am I. Maybe we can be asexual together some time”.

“Did you go out last night” “Yes, guess what, ___ collapsed and was taken to hospital”. “Oh my God, is he all right?” “Yes, he’ll be here at 2030”.


“Are you coming to mine after this? I’ve got recordings of Malcolm In The Middle and Have I Got News For You on Sky+”


“What does your boyfriend think of your incessant ___?”




That’s all I have I’m afraid, I wasn’t intending on writing a clubbing post so I wasn’t taking notes.
PS. Erm...happy 500,000 hits.

31 comments:

fran said...

is he really blonde or dyed his hair?! if that's the case... quite freak!

more pics of the tattoo man next to him?

im bored. more pics plz!
i'm starting to enjoy ur writting.

Trybaby said...

Heheh I was going to say so if you didn't but yeah congrats on breaking 500 000 hits.

I like the picture of yourself on the dance floor. But that implies you were dancing.... that and the quote about you dancing. For shame. The London Preppy I've come to believe in doesn't dance. Oh well.

Also I do not want to believe that you were exposing yourself. Perhaps were you just holding something to your pelvis but chose to block it out so that people's imaginations would take over?

London Preppy said...

fran: His hair is bleached but in a straight-boy-Eminem-8-years-too-late kind of way. Which I think is acceptable for straight guys anyway

trybaby: Ah, you see trybaby, I can't answer these questions because the mystery is part of the appeal of the pictures. I'm sure you know that. Like you also know I wouldn't be exposing myself

kim said...

final pic, unknown hairy legs (ie, not LP) ... in a home-like environment ... you hooked up?

London Preppy said...

kim:

a) Yes?
b) No?
c) No, but that's what I want people to think?
d) Yes, and it didn't occur to me that readers would work it out anywa?

Who can tell

george said...

what did the boy next door with the tatts looked like? was he as hot as the bleach blonde to were stalking?

tatted guys can be so hot!!!

the hairy legs? did his name happen to be scott?.....george

Graham said...

LP,
I agree completely with everything you've said about the guy on the train, I only wish I were there to see him in the flesh. As for his hair, feck it, it's only hair. If he's as hot as you say and I don't doubt that for one second, then he can do whatever he wants with his hair, it's not gonna change how hot he is. If anything, it makes him more hot, because he's not 100% perfect (just 99.99% maybe).

Hairy leg mystery intrigues me.

kim said...

you're delusional if you thought we wouldn't notice LP ...

Jay said...

Happy 500K and lovely legs, whoever that last guy is. For the record i hope you hooked up. At least then one of us will be getting some action, lol

jay

Timmy said...

mmmm...that is very sexy set of legs. slurp.

deikse moy to hroma toy deksioy herioy sas said...

Are we taking guesses as to whom the mystery legs belong? I'm guessing G----- A-------.

fran said...

ok ok good explanation... i guess straight guys aren't that fashion forward... ok i buy it.

no more pics of the tattoo man next to his? ur impression about him?

congrats for the record breaking. yupi! :)

Guy Ruben said...

HELL YES!!
I've been DYING to see your feet and legs!
LICKS!!!

Eminem on roids is hot too!

franck said...

Haha, I didn't think those were your legs either, and jumped to the same conclusion.

Anonymous said...

Hairy legs guy is h o t.

Vasilios

London Preppy said...

george: The tattooed guy was as hot as somebody who would choose to have THAT particular tattoo would be. I'm not saying anything else. And of course the answer to your final question is no, as if!

graham: Yes, it's almost endearing that he has shit hair

jay: Well I'm sure that someone somewhere out there is getting some...

timmy: Indeed!

deikse mou: Who are you? WHO ARE YOU? :-) But no, your guess is incorrect

fran: No more pics of tattoo guy, see comment above about him anyways

guy: Thanks but not me!

franck: Everyone seemed to jump...

vasilie: To ksero...

AlwaysReadySF said...

Congrats on the 1/2 mil hits. That's quite impressive.
My vote goes to str8 boy over big hairy leg guy any day...
...I have a (gay) friend who has that same body type and it took years (ok maybe not years, but weeks...) to get over my infatuation for him ;-)

Oldyeller said...

Dumb question: if you could bulk up to look like the blond straight guy (without steriods), would you? I assume the answer is no. I used to like the "bigger the better" look but now prefer the trim, ripped look.

London Preppy said...

always: My vote goes to him too...

And thanks!

oldy: I'm afraid that I would, yes. But I can't. And taking steroids is not an option, partly because erm...I hear they're not very good for you and partly because whatever effect they have is only temporary

Dick Pics said...

oh god that blonde guy is gorgeous. i hate him. anyway i'm not sure i believe you hooked up with hairy legs guy. i don't know why but those legs just don't seem like your type. wait, does that make any sense? do i ever make any sense?

Nix said...

a) Thank you for the photo of the filthy dance floor. It was oddly mesmerising; I couldn't work out how the promoters managed to transport the barnyard floor of a country B&S Ball to the West End for the night.

b) I am so jealous of that bloody girl in the first photo.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the thighs of our common "friend"

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London Preppy said...

nix: Ha ha, a) I won't even ask why you're aware of B&S Balls!

And b) Indeed. Even though she was pretty too. And they were both Eastern European. I don't know what that adds to the story but I thought I'd throw it in there

anon: I can't even begin to speculate who you are or who our common "friend" (suspicious quotation marks there) is!

deikse: This Greek is straight out of an internet tralslator then eh

deikse moy to hroma toy deksioy herioy sas said...

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L.A. Fireman said...

Why'd you have to put a red block over the blonde's eyes? Like we're ever really going to see him again! You need to find out what gym he goes to! (HaHa)

I just got back from a trip to Lake Havasu, Arizona. Lots of guys that looked like him there, but dressed only in bathing suits. I've noticed more and more guys "manscaping" themselves lately by shaving most of their body out here. They definitely weren't gay (as far as I could tell), but maybe they're getting more "metrosexual" I would say. A lot more tattoos on people too.

London Preppy said...

la: I'm told that in Greece straight people do the same too (over grooming). I think it's kinda cool.

Also yes, we like tattoos

Anonymous said...

the legs look to me as if they are owned by a passive brazilian.....

Anonymous said...

The legs look like they belong to the scruffy faced fellow standing to your right in the fourth last image of the the two of you standing shirtless in the club?

You also mentioned that blond hunk on the tube had "perfect toes", but you cropped the photo mid-foot, so we will never see LP's criterion for primo tootsies?? Will you show us YOUR perfect toes as a basis of comparison?

London Preppy said...

anon: I don't have a picture of the toes unfortunately. As for mine, they are far from perfect, in fact they are hideous

Grimsey said...

Nice gams!