I choose to take this as a slap in the face and also I choose to take a picture or two and here they are. I’m sat opposite them but they don’t notice me doing this, they are too busy being love, I’m sure if I concentrate hard enough I can almost recreate that feeling and see what it’s like. Wait, I just tried and I can’t.
The pictures don’t do him justice of course, you have to be there to have his bulging chest, insane arms, straight nose, big legs, perfect toes in your face to really appreciate him, but anyway.
And here are some clubbing pictures and quotes.
“I saw you dancing holding your left arm up before. That tattoo is paying for itself, isn’t it?”
“You’re quite asexual, aren’t you?” “Yes, I’d say I am”. “So am I. Maybe we can be asexual together some time”.
“Did you go out last night” “Yes, guess what, ___ collapsed and was taken to hospital”. “Oh my God, is he all right?” “Yes, he’ll be here at 2030”.
“Are you coming to mine after this? I’ve got recordings of Malcolm In The Middle and Have I Got News For You on Sky+”
“What does your boyfriend think of your incessant ___?”