On Monday Pam tells me that she wants to develop an addition to something and do I have any suggestions. And I say that the only admirable addictions I can think of for a lady, are: a) some strong alcoholic beverage (certainly not wine – maybe gin), or b) cocaine (always to be referred to as cocaine, never coke) or c) pearls. And Pam says, what about whisky, gin makes her too depressed, even though this would have the advantage that she could also get addicted to antidepressants. So I tell her that she seems to be on the right track and she doesn’t need my help anymore.
Note: this is not the video I was asking for help with. That video is the best, and I'm saving it for later in the week.