Tuesday, 8 April 2008

Tuesday 08/04/08

On Monday Pam tells me that she wants to develop an addition to something and do I have any suggestions.  And I say that the only admirable addictions I can think of for a lady, are: a) some strong alcoholic beverage (certainly not wine – maybe gin), or b) cocaine (always to be referred to as cocaine, never coke) or c) pearls.  And Pam says, what about whisky, gin makes her too depressed, even though this would have the advantage that she could also get addicted to antidepressants.  So I tell her that she seems to be on the right track and she doesn’t need my help anymore. 

Note: this is not the video I was asking for help with.  That video is the best, and I'm saving it for later in the week.

31 comments:

David said...

Nice video! I love your mechanical movements and the phone vibrating at the end. Your blog is great!

Bolt Upright said...

How can you top that video? It's too perfect. It's too fucking dot co dot uk perfect! I LOVE it!

London Preppy said...

david: Thanks. Hmm...the phone actualy annoys me in it (it was Matty ringing), but by that time I had ironed that shirt 4 times and I was not doing it again

bolt: Well, I've got two more to post so we'll see!

Daver said...

Great video. You portray the "I just don't care" preppy image very well with your maneuvers.

rickisimus2 said...

Maybe you can earn some money ironing for ppl. :P

Nice video. And the cell phone vibrating is great!

Trybaby said...

Fraser! No view of outside? I like the belt loops on those shorts. Was that iron even on?

London Preppy said...

daver: Thanks, it's just effortless (not)

ricki: I'm glad you like the phone, it kinda ruins it for me

trybaby: Well spotted, I thought no one would notice. Yes the iron is on

AlwaysReadySF said...

HAHA! This was awesome. I loved how you perfectly centered the ironing board with the TV and your butt is at the very center, the main focus of it all. I am sure that was just coincidental ;-)
Rod Stewart is just perfect musical juxtaposition to this very surreal scene.
A+!

PS - Have you considered a career in house cleaning/ironing? :)

London Preppy said...

alwaysready: It's the Everything But The Girl version :-)

AlwaysReadySF said...

Of course. I should have known that ;-)

Marcus said...

I love the development of your rhomboids...just right in my opinion.

AlwaysReadySF said...

You forgot one other perfectly acceptable addiction for a lady (or anybody for that matter): serious shopping!

London Preppy said...

marcus: Thanks? Thanks

London Preppy said...

mike: Gotcha, thanks

Dick Pics said...

how does pam feel about a sex addiction?

Jim said...

I love EBTG. Is that your enormous television? Do you iron everything? I would think a pressed polo shirt may be going to far from the casual happenstance look you've been cultivating.

Have you heard that Ralph Lauren is designing the US Olympic wardrobe? Inspiration: Chariots of Fire. VERY PREPPY.

Jon C said...

Is there any irony to this video after the comment you made yesterday?

"According to my Official Preppy Handbook, this just adds to the preppy style. It just portrays an image of 'I just don't care'. I have more interesting things to do than iron a shirt, like be outdoorsy, socialise with other preppies etc. Of course none of these thigns are true in my case,"

Joe B said...

"addition"? This typo(?) confused my meager brain for several seconds.

Ja said...

My mother always taught me that gin makes you mean.

and doesn't addiction mean you loose control? and by asking, isn't she's giving you the control? This is why I need supervision most of the time.

Moscow said...

Why not pearls and diamonds ? And dolce gabbana hug fitting suits and a penchant for toy boys ? All very worthy addictions and far less demonstrative than drugs .

Neb said...

You do have a Body of a Greek God, indeed!

but when are we going to see your face? aside from the magazine....of course.

Neb

London Preppy said...

dick: I don't know. I'll ask her. Is that cool though? Maybe not

jim: I didn't know that, sounds amazing

jon: You're right and I actually don't iron polo shirts. I only iron my work shirts. I chose a polo shirt for this though because it wouldn't take as long

moscow: Trust me, we can barely maintain ourselves let alone toyboys

joe: oops!

ja: Ha1 Gin makes you mean. Very good

neb: That would take away the fun away though, right?

Moscow said...

I think it depends on the toyboy one chooses , they are generally no more expensive then a dolce gabbana suit per month , you obviously have far more expensive tastes.

Dick Pics said...

i think it could be the new it thing. i can hear it already. "screw cocaine. i want an orgasm. i've gone my entire life without and i think i deserve one dammit!! i'll screw my way through how ever many men it takes." i don't know who's saying this. i just hear her. i can't see her. i just know by this time next year she'll be rode hard and put away wet.

george said...

i have to disagree with everything.....you're terrible at ironing. i think everyone is sucking up to you cos you have a hot body.

did you have a stiffy when you were ironing or is that just the curve of the zip?......when is the dagger episode coming.....?......george

Red Exile / Красная Ссылка said...

Ironing - LOL!

And rather well I see. If Housekeeper should ever drop dead from exhaustion how about I fly you out to Moscow to replace her? I think I pay her RUR 600/hr or something like that.

And the perks? Um...well - all the opera you can take; Driver will take you to the supermarket and back; the finest in Western-imported cleaning products; and, somewhere I think, an executive-pantry...

[Forth Width] said...

your videos kinda remind me of the Sagat ones (where he showers or brushes his teeth to music). Except yours are, well, preppier? but Scott should do some when he's feeling better (hope he's good soon), he'd do wonderfully as a deadringer for Sagat. Tres sexy!

VpO said...

Nice Ass! ;-)

Jamie said...

Your Blog is MY addiction!

London Preppy said...

george: Of course I don't have an erection whilst ironing!

forth: I see the Sagat thing apart from his timing is a million times better, he actually does things in connection with the music, he's 3 million times hotter, that sort of thing

Maluminas said...

lol... you had me rummaging through the stuff on my desk desperately trying to find my phone...