On Saturday evening I meet Scott and we go to the Box, where Donnell and Brendan and two other friends of Donnell’s are. For this event I’m wearing Energie jeans, white Ralph Lauren polo shirt (collar up), navy Lyle & Scott jumper, pale blue/white stripy belt from Fred Perry and gold trainers from Bershka.
Then at 2245 I leave to go home because I’m starting to get a bit stressed, feeling a bit sick, and I would like to blame an impending panic attack, but it’s probably the fact that it’s too hot in there and I’m still wearing my jumper.
On Sunday I stay at home all day apart from an hour for the gym and in the evening I go clubbing.
For this clubbing event I am wearing a pair of small red Adidas shorts that I got on ebay ages ago and one light blue/navy stripy football sock and one white/navy stripy football sock (I am wearing different coloured socks because that’s what straight boys who play football or rugby do according to Matty) and white Adidas running trainers.
Apart from the red shorts I am also taking with me my new Armani Exchange shorts, in case I want to get changed later. The Armani shorts have the benefit of having pockets and I won’t have to keep everything (phone, money, cards, chewing gum, lip balm) in my socks, as I do with when I’m wearing the red shorts which are very small and pocketless.
And in usual clubbing style, here are some pictures and some quotes and some text messages from the evening.
Text at 0133: How's your evening? Passed out much?
30 comments:
Just call me Mystic Meg.
should: Quotes, pictures, this post is all you!
Why do you use the red bars to cover everyone's eyes? It's a bit pointless, isn't it?
thomas: I get asked this question a couple of times a week, maybe I should just give up writing anything else and just explain why I use the red bars every day.
How is it pointless anyway? If you saw any of these people on the tube (having seen only the red bar pictures) would you recognise them?
yes you would and i'm pretty sure i have
w: Wow. I guess this is what fame must feel like.
Who did you recognise and what did you do next?
You are always the best looking guy by far in your clubbing pics; but then you have some control over the pics posted. Who's in the middle of the first pic? Scott?
oldyeller: Thanks for saying that. Not sure if it's true. I know how to look at a camera ha ha. My dad's a photographer.
Guy in the middle in first pic is Brendan
I reconised you right away on the cover on axm (with out the red bar) by the way I LOVE the white polo/jumper outfit i think i will wear it tomorow...
i want to know more about the fight. who pushed who? and did it have anything to do with the bloodied guy? who im assuming is scott cause the shirt matches. was he fighting for your honor? i dont know why but this whole thing is fascinating me and i must know every detail.
dick: Very good questions. Yours answers (some vague), are:
Yes that is Scott with the bloody elbow
No he wasn't involved in the fight (and no he didn't fight in my honour)
OK, I just thought I'd write the fight story tomorrow. It's not really a fight to be honest, but it's semi-interesting so I'll write it in detail
Pic in the red shorts please.
neil: OK somethign that needs to be doen tomorrow as well
Quote: "I've learnt to vomit discreetly on the dancefloor now"
How does a person do that? Just asking.
right now i have nothing interesting to entertain me so semi interesting is good. hell you could always exaggerate a bit. then it would be almost interesting.
you need to smile in your pics - you have a great smile.
BIC (Best in Club) looks to be middle in the 2nd pic - though his eyebrows may be plucked to within a mm of their life. Overplucked eyebrows ruin everything.
it was a bitch fight? poor scott!!! yes, how could you not have a pic of you in your red shorts after the description with the odd coloured socks, which better be in the pic too or i'll be knifing you with your own dagger. by the way where is your dagger? you seem to have lost interest in it? can i have a pic of it?....george
omfg... clubbing in true style. I need to visit london~~~~ that is so crazy
timmy: I can't explain any quotes, I'd be giving away who came up with them!
george: I did some quick research, and here are extracts from your last 8 comments:
"...which better be in the pic too or i'll be knifing you with your own dagger. by the way where is your dagger?"
"if you had your dagger with you you could have ended it all"
"if you had scott's dagger wit you you could have stabbed her"
"you can stab him with your dagger"
"do you have your dagger with you all this time?"
"i hope the dagger was not to uncomfortable in your pants"
"hope you took your dagger with you?"
"how will you smuggle the dagger through customs when you go to australia?"
Not that I'm worries or anything (much), but I thought I'd raise this to your attention...eek!
I saw you and Scott at a club and i think i nudged my friend and pointed you out, whilst nonchalantly ignoring you and looking in the opposite direction as we walked past, obviously :)
- i actually took a course at uni on face recognition (the joys of psychology) and if you know someone you recognise them by looking mostly at their eyes, nose and mouth, but if you dont know someone you look more at the shape of their head, plaement of their ears and hair. So if your looking to not get recognised by the stangers reading this then these are the parts you should be obscuring
Yes, I would be able to recognize any of these people.
I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, I would just not bother with the red bars, and I'm sure it would save you time creating your entries.
The things writers put themselves through to experience life and inspire them to set those experiences down on paper. Glamorama on roids and without the girls. Hmm... without the women. I'm sure there are plenty of girls. I can hardly wait to see what you construct from all this.
I hate to say it. I do try to rise above. But I am only human. Red shorts, photo, most definitely. Now I have to go slam my dick in a Bible.
You wore WHAT?
I'm concerned.
Hmm I like the topless guy with his back to the camera in pic 5, not that you asked, but I just thought I'd share.
Oh, and the guy with you in the final picture looks totally familiar, but I don't know where from. It's annoying me now.
_I'm_ a little worried about George and there's _no_ chance he's after me. And by "a little," I mean "substantially." So, duck and cover.
Out of curiosity, what's the LP policy on argyle? Too real preppy, and not enough faux preppy?
w: I don't really mind the recognition thing. The red bars are now part of the blog and I will never stop using them
thomas: See above
tim: Yes, it's all in the name of research of course. I'll see what I can do about the shorts
toddy: I did hear What ARE you wearing a couple of times
graham: I like him too, that's why I took the picture. As for the guy, you probably recognise him from the TV but I shouldn't say who it is
greg: We are for argyle
g: I didn't publish your comment because you named the guy in the last picture, but of course you're correct, good spot. And in response to the question: HA! No I didn't get his autograph, he should be asking for mine. I've known him for a long time, before all the "fame and fortune". He actually has a nickname in the blog and I occasionally write about him, but I'm not saying what that is right now
Oops sorry! Glad to hear you may potentially have 'dirt' on him pre-fame... may come in handy!
ok i might seem a bit obsessed with your dagger but i think i might be over the dagger thing. well at least i'm not stalking you!!! ........george
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