So as we all know I recently stole and idea from Bobby Vanquish and ordered some ridiculous Aussiebum swimming trunks in the subtle colour of gold, even though they call them “chocolate” on their website. Here are a couple of pictures of models wearing them and because we don’t look like that and are bitter, let’s also add that these pictures are fake / digitally enhanced / whatever.
Anyway, this week both Bobby and I receive our respective ridiculous trunks in the post (you can read Bobby’s reaction by clicking here), but to be honest we both have had more or less the same thought: I am not going out in public wearing that.
You can’t tell from the pictures, but these are made from the thinnest, most shameless material imaginable, they have no lining whatsoever and I’m sure they break at least three public decency laws.
Here is a picture of me wearing them and I’m not going to definitely say right now that I’m never ever wearing them, but if I do and you see me, you must know that I’m on ___